"So
the story is about an alternate reality, you say? Set thirty seven
years ago in the year 2006? What an amazing year that wassounds
damned intriguing. So much has changed since then
Since
the unthinkable happened. So your theory behind this story
that you want to now share with the world is that it was just
a few poor decisions by a small number of morons in an influential
position that created the whole damned thing to happen? Changing
life as we once knew it on this planet forever? Well, let me close
the black shutters, that intense bright white sun is killing me.
I swear it gets hotter and hotter each day outside. It reached
130 degrees yesterday alone
And they say it is only get
worse much, much worse
I am so dreading the summer this
year. So please sit down in the white chair over there and share
with me your story."
Trevor
Steed, looking far older than his seventy-six years, bowed slightly
to the heavy-set man dressed in black silk pajamas sat across
the white room, blinked a few times in rapid succession, agitatedly
adjusted his bow tie and began to recite his tale
"It
all began, as indeed all things begin, with an idea. This particular
idea struck, as ideas so often strike, as Phil House, the successful
multi-zillionaire publishing mogul, sat on his heated platinum
toilet in his platinum bathroom, in his platinum office on the
forty-second floor of Platinum-Notion towers.
"You
see, as you know, he had made a Rockerfellowesque sized fortune
by taking control of the complete publishing market in the entire
English speaking world, as well as a good chunk of the French
and German marketsand indeed was in addition making great
advancements in conquering the Vulcan market
In this once
fine and proud country of ours, before the collapse, there was
not a single novel, comic, newspaper or pamphlet printed without
his company's approval. And naturally everything had to agree
with his extreme and discriminatory viewpoints, which were clearly
laid down in a one-thosand and forty-two page manual that every
employee of Platinum Thought needed to memorize word for word
Not only forwards, but backwards, and occasionally, if the fancy
struck him, even sidewards. As you are excruciatingly aware, Phil
House's most famous trademark was to tell it, whatever it was
in that particular case, in simple black and white
Don't
blur the facts with a multi-colored, hibbery- jibbery, mumbo jumbo
confounding array of ineffectual words and overlong run on sentences
when a more efficient, simplistic, minimalist choice will suffice
to make your point is what he was rather fond of sayingof
course he never fully appreciated the implied irony of that motto,
and no-one dared to point it out or disagree with him. Disagreeing
with the all-powerful Phil was punishable by a rather nasty death
sentence involving five paperclips, a q-tip and a pair of rusty
pliers, as outlined in bold on the top of page seventeen of the
Platinum-Notion manual.
"So,
if you recall, that is when it happened. No-one really noticed
at first, but Phil's insistence that everything should be in black
and white somehow was having a cosmic affect on dear old planet
Earth. Colors began ever so progressively to fade. Even in parts
of the world where English, French and German were not fluently
spoken, his influence was that great. It was subtle at first;
the colors just became a modest shade duller, but then it evolved
in tiny increments and every day the colors muted more and more.
Of course as it was happening so incredibly gradually that no-one
noticed
But I did.
"The
whole process took over three and a half years
Then one
day we awoke to a world that was in absolute black and white
With various shades of grey, and quite naturally platinum. Trees
were now grey, as were the once dazzlingly colored flowers, hummingbirds,
sunsets, rainbows and even grass. The confounding influence was
so strong that even the sun now appeared a burning white color
and seemed to burn even hotter than it did before.
"As
new generations were born and raised into this new world, they
had no idea of what color even was
How do you explain what
green is when you have nothing to show it? Or magenta, or yellow,
or pink or even orange
Oh, how sad it was
But no-one
would do a thing about it
Meanwhile, Phil House became even
wealthier and even more powerful
. Now, all these years later,
we are the last generation to even have the vaguest memory of
what color is
And even I, I must confess, am beginning to
forget.
"Well,
the story I propose we write is about what would have happened
if the world had stood up against Platinum-Notion
You, Sir
Harry Daggerwood, along with the likes of that underrated English
writer D.S. Griffin, had once earnestly considered competing against
the almighty Phil. I remember a day when you too dreamed of being
a publishing mogul, all those years ago. Tell me that you remember?
I fondly recall that you, Sir Harry, once had a dream, a magnificent
bright and vividly colorful dream
A dream of spreading the
Daggerwood gospel to the masses. You often divulged excitedly
of your remarkable majestic plans, hopes and aspirations. You
too were going to be a publisher
A publisher to represent
the mainstream. The vast, yet underappreciated. Yet, we cowardly
surrendered, didn't we? We were lily-livered and were easily shot
down with a barrage of effectively honed derogative criticisms.
Our confidence at writing was kicked in the delicate privates
by a few savage, spiteful, devastating reviews, bringing us weeping
to our knees. We foolishly allowed that flawless dream to crumble
and ultimately wither away.
"Well,
today I came across an old Platinum typewriter, a gift ironically
enough given to me by Phil himself
all those years ago.
Furthermore I uncovered several reams of paper that I had somehow
managed to conceal away. I propose that you and I tell of how
the world once was
and how it could have been. I propose
to tell, in contraband manuscripts, typed on that old typewriter,
and copied from my ancient printing press, I have hidden in my
garden shed. I want to tell an alternative history of what could
have happened. In fact what should have ensued if we held onto
our beliefs."
***
Three
weeks later:
Trevor
Steed sat there in his gray garden shed and read aloud the words
he was now typing. He used a copy of the Platinum-Notion manual
on his seat, to allow him enough height to allow him to type comfortably.
The cold hard manual felt uncomfortable against his flabby, pimply
bottom, and he fidgeted awkwardly in search of a more comfortable
position.
It
was then, at that magical moment, he closed his eyes and envisioned
a rose bud that he had once seen as a young man. All those years
ago. A tiny miracle happened. That image of the rose bud filled
his imagination. It was faded and blurred at first. Yet, he clung
to that image, and concentrated
More and more. The image
began to brighten, until finally there it was
Held clearly
in his mind's eye
And all at once that bud began to open
and then morphed into the most beautiful red rose he had ever
seen. As he held that glorious image he desperately and passionately
continued to write
As he tapped out his memory of how the
world once was he was totally unaware that, because of his words,
another miracle was taking place somewhere in a garden, several
thousand miles in Yorkshire, England. A small white haired child
watched on in bewildered amazement as a robin who was singing
his usual sad song. As the child watched on the bird's chest was
changing from its normal shade of grey to a discernable, albeit
very soft, red. And as that Robin began to sing in a cheerful
refrain, the revolution had begun.
The end.