Please wait while we find
a live technician to assist you...
You are currently number two in the regeneration queue.
All live technicians are busy.
Please stand by.
You have been connected to Adam Redrings.
“Hi, Adam Redrings here, Devotee. Thank you for contacting
the McFeek online regeneration center. How can I assist you with
your McFeek customised regeneration today?”
“Hi Adam. Please cancel my McFeek customised regeneration.
My regeneration expires on 08/01/2025 and I do not want you to
continue. I have uninstalled Regeneration and deleted the files
as requested. Please do not automatically debit my credit card.”
Adam Redrings has left the session.
Your live technician is experiencing technical difficulties.
Please stand by while we re-establish contact and find a new live
technician...
A live technician will be with you in a moment. Thank you for
your patience.
You have been connected to Mohad X.
“Hi, Mohad X here, please wait so that I can connect you
back to Adam.”
"But."
Currently experiencing network delays, one moment please....
Network connection re-established.
“How can I help you?”
“Mohad. Adam. Anybody. Please cancel my McFeek Regeneration,
user name Devotee. My regeneration expires on 08/01/2025 and I
no longer wish to be renewed. I have uninstalled Regeneration
and deleted the files as requested. Please do not automatically
debit my credit card.”
Mohad X has left the session.
Your live technician is experiencing technical difficulties.
Please stand by while we re-establish contact and find a new live
technician...
“Give me a break.”
A live technician will be with you in a moment. Thank you for
your patience.
“What does a guy have to do round here?”
Please wait while we find a new live technician from the online
regeneration department to assist you.
You have been connected to Delia Dusk.
“Hi, Delia speaking. I apologize about getting disconnected
from the previous technician, Devotee. Please give me a moment
to review the details discussed with Adam and Mohad.”
Your live technician is currently busy.
“Thank you for holding. So you want to stop the regeneration.
As head of regeneration support, I must tell you it would be unwise
to cancel regeneration part way through the complete cycle.”
“Why?”
“Look, the best person to talk to is Adam. Please wait while
I transfer this session to Adam.”
“But what’s wrong with you? I’ve been passed around
like a football.”
Delia Dusk has left the session.
Adam Redrings has entered the session.
“Hi, Adam Redrings. Welcome back, Devotee.”
“I never went anywhere, and once again, Adam, please can
you cancel my McFeek Regeneration automatic credit card subscription,
user name Devotee. My regeneration expires on 08/01/2025 and I
do not want to be renewed. I have uninstalled Regeneration and
deleted the files as requested. Please do not automatically debit
my credit card.”
Currently experiencing network delays, one moment please....
Network connection re-established.
“Devotee, I would be happy to help you in resolving the issue
of canceling your regeneration.”
“At last! Thank you, Adam.”
“Please contact Regeneration Termination to get this issue
resolved.”
“I wrote to Regeneration Termination, and McFeek still continued
with my online regeneration.”
“Devotee, this issue or concern is best supported by our
Regeneration Termination group.”
“Regeneration Termination don’t give a damn.”
“What exactly is your problem?”
“I don’t like…you know…I don’t like what
I’m turning into. I want out now.”
“Well, I’m very sorry to hear that, Devotee. At McFeek
Regeneration Services we have never had a dissatisfied customer.
I urge you to continue with the process at all costs. Our customers
never die.”
“You’re kind of fading away, Adam.”
“I’m fine.”
This session has been terminated.
“Come back, Adam.”
Currently experiencing network delays, one moment please....
“Adam.”
Please call 020-749-709-09, and select the regeneration option
that best suits your needs. All behavior may be controlled for
training purposes. You may also visit www.McFeekhelp.com for regeneration
options. McFeek cell regeneration software personnel have a right
to work in a safe environment. May we assure you that your credit
card is a guaranteed payment to McFeek Regeneration Services ensuring
continued twenty four seven cell regeneration. Thank you for contacting
the McFeek Online Regeneration Center, the place where you can
be what you want to be, forever.
All live technicians have left the session.
This session has been terminated.
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